I introduce to you 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, the sequel to the abysmal 50 Cent: Bulletproof. It will soon be gracing your x360’s and PS3’s in the not-so-distant future. What? You think this game is going to suck? How dare you prejudge! You haven’t even heard its synopsis yet:
“..what’s inspired the title is, 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting.This is where the ‘blood on the sand’ comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn’t give 50 and G-Unit their payment.”
“So, of course, 50 isn’t going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn’t come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift – something that’s valuable to this particular country – a diamond encrusted skull.”
“So 50 gets the skull, and as he’s about to leave this war-torn country, when they’re ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they’re without the skull. So 50’s motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he’s trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed.”
So it’s G-Unit versus the Middle East? A “diamond encrusted skull”? Really? Wow. We’ve got real Game of the Year material here</sarcasm>. Is this what happens when you lose a bet with Kanye West that put your entire music career on the line?
What’s sad is that it’s still going to sell a million copies like its prequel did, therefore giving him more reason to make another game. 50 Cent: Save Lloyd Banks…Or Die Trying, confirmed!
Fiddy can barely sell a record anymore, let alone a game. He needs to remove himself from the industry.